Monday, January 8, 2018

Is God watching me when I poop?

Here is an interesting question: Does God watch me poop? Does God watch me when I am in the bathroom?

Surprisingly, Torah deals with this question pretty explicitly. Let's take a look:
CLV Dt 23:13 You shall come to have a shovel with your gear so it will come to be when you have squatted outside that you must dig with it, then turn back and cover your excrement. 
CLV Dt 23:14 For Yahuah your Elohim is walking about within your camp to rescue you and to deliver up your enemies before you; hence your camps will come to be holy so that He should not see among you the nakedness of anything and turn away from following you.
As you can see, Yahuah requires us to cover our excrements and keep ourselves clean because He is walking among us.

So yes, God watches you poop and He actually gets angry if you do not do it in a civilized and clean manner.

I think it would be better to say that God is aware that you are pooping. He is not actually watching you poop like on TV or something. God is not a pervert, which is why we have the above commandments about covering our excrements. Obviously, God being a superior being/entity is very well aware of the common etiquette and morals.

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